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YOU KNOW YOU GREW UP IN THE INLAND EMPIRE IF (THE 909)
YOU KNOW YOU GREW UP IN THE INLAND EMPIRE IF (THE 909)
(Trust me I am not proud of this)
1. Every one of your friends, including yourself, has a drinking problem.
2. You're pissed that your area code is 951 and your tattoo says "909."
3. Everyone is in a band.
4. Statutory rape laws dont exist here.
5. You hook up with someone on Friday night and Saturday morning you have 10 missed calls from people that already heard about it.
6. You've known more than half your friends since junior high, or elementary school
7. You use terms like "Mo Val", "San Berdoo", and "Victimville" to refer to places
8. When you go to parties you bring your own beer
and guard it with your life
9. A party isn't a party until the cops come and someone gets knocked out
10. Every Jetta you see has a roxy sticker on the back
11. The whos gonna drive to get more booze conversation is decided by who has the fewest number of D.U.I.'s
12. You try to act as white trash as possible but your parents live in million dollar houses and drive hummers
13. You know at least 10 people with a tattoo of their last name, a star, or a flower
14. At least half the guys you see are wearing black Active socks
15. When all of your girlfriends go off to college, and all your guy friends stay home and work construction
16. You walk into a party and you've hooked up with at least half the people there
17. Even the people you havent seen since high school still manage to find out what and who you are doing
18. You walk into Vons or Rite Aid and see atleast 5 people you know
19. You participate in the cycle of: A) Seeing old people at parties and then B) Being the old people at parties.
20. "Your mom" is the most common phrase in your vocabulary.
21. You walk to your truck from D.T. Riverside and mistakingly put your key in one of the 50 black lifted F-250 with Famous stickers on them...
22. You still miss Metro and Gotham.
23. You go to Lack Alice, or Worthington's on Thursday night, Friday night, and Saturday night because there isnt much else to do...
24. You know what people do at "the Top of Haven "
25. your whole life is DRAMA.
26. You cant start a day without Starbucks.
27. You run into your ex's ALL the time.
28. When you think Fontana is ghetto. (fontucky)
29. you were disappointed to learn that Hemet is no longer the Meth capital of the world
30. u know what emo is... but you're too "hardcore"
31. You have gone offroading off the 71
32. you know someone who works at Active, Hollister or Abercrombie.
33. u know someone who went through the "bleaching" the hair phase, with spikes
34. Kids love their cars more than they love their parents
35. You take the 10 or 60 to get somewhere that is 5 min away, but it takes 45 minutes to get there
36. all ur old friends have kids.. and u know their baby daddy.
37. At least 5 of your friends has their lip pierced.
38. lifted trucks have west coast choppers, Tapout, or Famous stickers
39. u eat dennys or albertos after a hard night of partyin'!!!!
40. you know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows travis barker
41. Every radio station fades into spanish at least once during your commute
42. You actually read all the way through this laughing out loud and clapping your hands cuz its soo true
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